I don't know squat...

I don't know where to turn off the water or check the gaslines when there is an earthquake. I don't know what day the trash is picked up or when street sweeping happens in our neighborhood. I haven't had to pay the bills in over 10 years. I don't know if our property taxes are part of our mortgage payment. I don't know how to change the battery in the smoke detector or how to turn our sprinklers. I don't have to pick up dog poop or mow the lawn. But what I do know that Jordan loves me and that he does all these things so I don't have to. If that ain't love I don't know what is.